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<!WA0><!WA0><!WA0><!WA0><!WA0><!WA0><!WA0><A HREF="http://www.consultechusa.com/amish/cdesk.html">Amish Computer
Desks</A>.  I kid you not.

<H2>Cause an accident</H2>

<P>Now you can cause an accident <EM>over the net!</EM>  Yes, I, too, want to cause an <!WA1><!WA1><!WA1><!WA1><!WA1><!WA1><!WA1><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/accident.html">accident</A>.

<H2>My Life</H2>

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<P><LI>How my <!WA2><!WA2><!WA2><!WA2><!WA2><!WA2><!WA2><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/modeling.html">dreams</A> of becoming a
famous model were dashed against the rocks.

<P><LI>All of the <!WA3><!WA3><!WA3><!WA3><!WA3><!WA3><!WA3><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/secrets.html">secret details</A>
about my life.

<P><LI>Send Todd a genuine <!WA4><!WA4><!WA4><!WA4><!WA4><!WA4><!WA4><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/love.html">third grade
love note</A>!

<P><LI>Check out some <!WA5><!WA5><!WA5><!WA5><!WA5><!WA5><!WA5><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/pics.html">dopey pictures</A> of me.

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<H2>Hey</H2>

<P> Make sure you check out all of the electronic garbage
generated by my <!WA6><!WA6><!WA6><!WA6><!WA6><!WA6><!WA6><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/people.html">pals</A>.<BR>

<H2>Also</H2>

<P>Feel free to igno <!WA7><!WA7><!WA7><!WA7><!WA7><!WA7><!WA7><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/random.html">Random/Useless</A>.<BR>

<H2>Old Home Pages</H2>

<P>Most of the links on these bad boys won't work.  Check 'em out
anyway for that retro feel:
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  <LI> <!WA8><!WA8><!WA8><!WA8><!WA8><!WA8><!WA8><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/old.html">My very first home page</A>.

  <LI> <!WA9><!WA9><!WA9><!WA9><!WA9><!WA9><!WA9><A HREF="http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~turnidge/old2.html">My very second home page</A>.
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